Ellen knows what’s up
- giving gifts stresses me out
- getting gifts stresses me out
- what a bizarre fucking holiday
- there is a tree in my house
this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here.
did you just
This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.
I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
girl fact #285: makeup gives us super human strength. if you see a girl with perfect winged eyeliner and red lipstick, approach with caution. she’s got the power to slay her enemies with one look and use their blood as blush.
It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it
It took me 18 years and somebody else’s text post to realise Saturday has turd in it
Johnny Baby please be okay!
Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? Haha i did this with my life
THANK GOD FOR WHO EVER MADE THIS.
This just became my solution to not caring
Phoebe Tonkin + Paul Wesley
everybody has that one fictional character that they irrationally adore above all others and will defend to the death and you just get super happy and excited whenever you see their face on your dash